5
The number on my beeper was the car phone of Detective Sergeant Rudolf Storr. A Christmas present from his wife last year. I'd sent her a thank-you note. Police radio made everything sound like a foreign language. Dolph picked up on the fifth ring. I knew he'd get to it eventually.
"Anita."
"What if I'd been your wife?" I asked.
"She'd know I was working."
I let it go. Not every wife would appreciate her husband answering the phone with another woman's name. Maybe Lucille was different.
"What's up, Dolph? This was supposed to be my night off."
"Sorry the murderer didn't know that. If you're too busy, we'll muddle through without you."
"What's got your panties in a twist?"
I was rewarded with a small sound that might have been a laugh. "Not your fault. We're out towards Six Flags on Forty-four."
"Where exactly on Forty-four?"
"Out near the Audubon Nature Center. How soon can you get here?"
"Problem, I don't know where the hell you are. How do I get to the nature center?"
"It's across the road from the St. Ambrose Monastery."
"Don't know it," I said.
He sighed. "Hell, we're out in the middle of fucking nowhere. Those are the only landmarks."
"Just give me directions. I'll find it."
He gave me directions. There were too many of them, and I didn't have pen and paper. "Hold on, I've got to get something to write with." I laid the phone down and snatched a napkin from the concession area. I begged a pen from an older couple. The man was wearing a cashmere overcoat. The woman wore real diamonds. The pen was engraved, and might have been real gold. He did not make me promise to bring it back. Trusting, or above such petty concerns. I was going to have to start stocking my own writing materials. It was getting embarrassing.
"I'm back, Dolph, go ahead."
He didn't ask what took so long. Dolph isn't big on extraneous questions. He gave the directions again. I read them back to him to be sure I had them right. I did.
"Dolph, this is at least a forty-five minute drive." I'm usually the last expert to be called in. After the victim has been photographed, videotaped, poked, prodded, etc... After I come, everyone gets to go home, or at least leave the murder scene. People were not going to like cooling their heels for two hours.
"I called you as soon as I figured out nothing human did it. It'll take us at least forty-five minutes to finish up and be ready for you."
I should have known Dolph would have planned ahead. "Okay, I'll be there as soon as I can."
He hung up. I hung up. Dolph never said good-bye.
I gave the man back his pen. He accepted it graciously as if he'd never doubted its return. Good breeding.
I went for the doors. Neither Jean-Claude nor Richard had made it to the lobby. They were in public so I didn't really think they'd have a fistfight, angry words but not violence. So the vampire and the werewolf could take care of themselves. Besides, if Richard wasn't allowed to worry about me when I was off on my own, the least I could do was return the favor. I didn't think Jean-Claude really wanted to push me that far. Not really. One of us would die, and I was beginning to think, just maybe, it wouldn't be me.